Quixotic Erotic Episodic

I'm thinking about starting an erotic blog.  I'm sure the idea has already been though of, but I'm too lazy to google it.  I say this because, seriously, have you checked out internet porn? It makes you realize that there is NOTHING that someone hasn't already thought of...including something involving a chicken, some silly putty and a thigh master. But, I digress.

I realize that the most interesting thing I could ever talk about would be something that never actually happened.  Does anyone REALLY want to hear me talk about what kind of Campbell's Soup I bought and whether I made it with milk or water? I didn't think so.  BUT, if it was a story where a stunning blonde with large tits stood naked before the cabinet pondering what snack would satisfy her hunger...only to realize the only thing that would satisfy her hunger is "his" throbbing member? Now that you'd probably be dying to read.  Ya pervert.

Or maybe a blog chronicling my adventures in the plushy sex trade industry.  If you don't know about plushies--Again, Google it...you'll be sorry you did. If I need something furry humping my leg I'll get a dog, thank you very much.